If you fail, never just take it as failure, always put in mind that from it you will learn something. Like after waking up all night to study for your exam, you ended up sleeping whole day long which lead you to miss your exam. Lesson is, study day by day, slowly and shortly but surely. So you wont have to cram on your exam days.
Here are some examples you should take a read too. Its alright to laugh.
"When holding a DVD in one hand and food in the other, remember which hand has what when you take a bite."
"When running errands where one stop involves going to a bank and one involves dropping off a firearm, drop off the firearm first."
"If you’re prone to impulse purchases, stick to shoes, not tattoos."
"When attending a funeral, never clap after the eulogy, regardless of how meaningful and heartfelt it was."
When buying, also remember this;
"Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?"
"I’m looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It’s called Dante’s Inferno."
"I definitely don’t want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history."
"Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
"Can I buy colgate, I like that red Close-up."
..at amusement
My friend was working at an amusement park when a couple stopped him. “Excuse me,” said the woman, pointing to a pond. “What is that water made out of?”
Bemused, my friend replied, “Two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen.”
“See?” she said to her boyfriend. “I told you it wasn’t real.”
All those things are done mistakenly once. Dont ever do a mistake twice or it cant be a mistake anymore. It could be a sign of something you might not like.
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